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What is Santa's favourite pizza? One that is deep pan, crisp and even.

That was picked on Wednesday as Britain's worst Christmas cracker joke in a survey of readers of Nuts magazine. But it was a tough struggle picking the corniest gag unveiled in Christmas crackers along with paper hats and useless gifts.

Here are some of the runners-up:

What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake.

How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas. A mince spy!

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